Taylor Swift’s Reputation to be limited to 250 copies

After gallantly taking a stand against ticket touts by swindling her fans out of even more money all by herself, Taylor Swift will now be limiting her album to just 250 copies worldwide. To get your hands on a copy you'll have to join an elaborate scheme where you first pay a £60 deposit to… Continue reading Taylor Swift’s Reputation to be limited to 250 copies

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Excellent GCSE results will now be required to carry on living

New reports are emerging that from today if you don't have a C or above in all GCSE subjects, you'll no longer have access to life. Those who haven't achieved the required grades will be given one more opportunity to prove they have what it takes to live, but if they fail again then their… Continue reading Excellent GCSE results will now be required to carry on living

Peter Pan “I still don’t give a flying -“

Growing up and being a responsible adult is just a mugs game, according to the poster boy of recklessness - Peter Pan. Financial stability? He reckons he isn't "bothered at all mate, so long as I can afford a Two for Tuesday" and he's just along for the ride. "Tinker Bell sold out 20 years… Continue reading Peter Pan “I still don’t give a flying -“

Three things the Dear David guy can do

In case you've been living under a rock, the Dear David...story? is all over Twitter right now. Basically Twitter user moby_dickhead (Adam Ellis) posted a thread about how his apartment is haunted, and everyone is hooked waiting to see if he survives night after night. By complete coincidence I'm sure, Adam is releasing a book next… Continue reading Three things the Dear David guy can do

New York gallery

You know it was a good holiday when you've come home with $2. July 29th - August 6th I was in New York and loved it, took a million photos that I'm too lazy to edit and put on Flickr right now so here, have some in this gallery.

New York, I love you

A week ago I got back from my first trip to America, eight days in New York.  I ate a lot of food, walked a lot (the subway makes no sense I'm telling you) and internally bitched about the heat and humidity. Had the time of my life. Here's what went down. Where did I… Continue reading New York, I love you